CRAP CULTURE #02

I'm shocked! Shocked, to find out that Ashlee Simpson lip-syncs. Next I'll find out that there's no real difference between a Democrat or a Republican, or that the government doesn't do what's best for us, or that the September eleventh attacks was an inside job.

To watch Ashlee Simpson make an ass out of herself the video is here.

Moving on to more crap, we have the video of Ann Coulter getting pied. If only there were bullets in the pie. That last sentence is the kind of delicate prose Ann Coulter is known for. Thanks for people who have the balls to not be part of the Stepford community that has become the United States. She was giving a speech at the University of Arizona, when two men, now arrested, hurled a pie onstage. It appears they didn't like what the conservative hack columnist had to say.

One of the pies glanced off of her shoulder and she wasn't hurt. Too bad.

Coulter is best known for her bashing of Democrats and liberals. Her half-hour speech Thursday night was spent talking about John Kerry and criticizing his policies. She keeps everything as a left/right issue, so as to keep people polarized. This only helps the corrupt government, not the people.

Coulter is the author of several shitty books and also writes a horrible column for Universal Press Syndicate. Her latest piece of crap book is called "How To Talk To A Liberal (If You Must): The World According To Ann Coulter".

Here's to the next pie having bullets.

Moving on to one of the pleasant voices in the world of Crap Culture. Triumph the Insult Dog did interviews with various pundits after the third presidential debate. It's worth the watch. Here's the video.